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actually, i’m probably the least judgemental person ever. you could fist a donkey in central park & i’d just figure you have your reasons


if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that


my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 


if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 

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