I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it
what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
most uplifting thing i have read all day.
WHY ISNT IT SNOWING HEREEEE. ITS BEEN FUCKING COLD ENOUGH ALL WEEK AND ON THE DAYS IT RAINS ITS FUCKING 50 DEGREES OUTSIDE WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT.
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
My dad is downstairs watching the harry potter series for the 1st time screaming and i go to check on him and he says ” YOU’VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THEY DON’T KILL THE EVIL LITTLE BLONDE LESBIAN FROM THE SNAKE HOUSE BUT THEY KILL DOBBY? WHY DOBBY. THIS RUINED MY CHRISTMAS.”
little blonde lesbian from the snake house